Bye Bye Toothbrush

If you could cancel forever a single thing you have to do every day, other than your job, what would it be?

Okay, now I know this is going to disgust everyone, but it's a toss up between taking off my make up and brushing my teeth. And since I don't really HAVE to take off my make up, and I really do have to brush my teeth, and HATE teeth brushing the most, I'd have to give up teeth brushing. I hate the gag reflex I get every time I stick my toothbrush in my mouth, making me want to puke up the white foam building up between my cheeks. I hate the taste of toothpaste. (Can't they come up with something good for God's sake?) I hate the texture of toothpaste. And generally, it just feels like such a damn chore! I know, I know, it's gross, the thought of never brushing your teeth. It's gross to me too. (I'm not saying I don't brush, I just really don't like it). But I figure I could gurgle with mouth wash everyday instead. Maybe I wouldn't be scrubbing off plaque but at least my breath would be minty fresh!